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The Amazing Starkit's Prophecy by ElusiveBlaze The Amazing Starkit's Prophecy by ElusiveBlaze
I had to. I'm sorry XD I make fun of EVERYTHING :iconhurrhurrplz:

Basically, I went mad with the sarcasm :) Oh, and yeah, that's how Starkit/paw/gleam is described in the story. XD She's purple with stars, a rainbow tail and rainbow-coloured eyes. The swastica was there as a laugh (since Stargleam and the writer are both facists :) )

The characters in the background are characters that are somewhat significant in the story XD There's:
-Firestar (the love interest....INCEST)
-Greystripe (another love interest)
-Jayfeather (Starkit/paw/gleam's dad)
-Thunderstar the Lion of LoinClan (...he's a lion)
-Hoe-bear (Gardening-tool bears are the best ;) )
-Tigerstar (villan)
-Hollyleaf (villan)
-Redpaw and Lakepaw (These two are my favourite characters XD They're such trolls! When Stargleam says "DON'T BE GAY!" the two of them lez up and have a little snog XD Got to love 'em!)
- Dawnsparkle (Starkit/paw/gleam's mum...she's boring.)

Johnny dared me to do this XD I though it'd be funny. ^_^

Oh, and those are the 10 Condiments she's holding ^_^

:iconhurrhurrplz: ~LadyJane2876 does a dramatic reading! --> [link]
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:iconxxepicbeckyxx:
xXEpicBeckyXx Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
So was this story taken down from wherever it was posted? Because I searche dit up on here and on Fanfiction.com, but i can't seem to find the original. Does anyone know where I can find it?
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xXEpicBeckyXx Featured By Owner May 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
ty

even though I already found it a few weeks ago lol XD
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Rainthewolfishdog Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
you forgot Buttermom XD
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SadisticLooser Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015
Read the whole thing.
I can't tell if it's a parody or if it was trying to be serious, either way, had a good laugh reading it.
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CookieTwizzler Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
the 11 condiments

no wait its 12

3 is missing, there are two 10s, and there's an 11 (NO BENG GAY!1!!!1)
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SwiftHurricane Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2015
I just read Starkit's prophecy. My favorite characters are Lakepaw, Redpaw, Tiggerstraw, and Holyleaf.
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:iconminkoizwr:
minkoizwr Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
is star-whatever from a fanfiction?
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:iconlimelines:
Limelines Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dawnsparkle = Butter

This is awesome xD
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:iconpuppycakessss:
puppycakessss Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pure beauty. This changed my life.
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:iconpetalthekittycat:
PetaltheKittyCat Featured By Owner Edited Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I read the descripition... I haven't read the story yet...
Should I?
EDIT:
I AINT READING THAT JUNK..
FRICKIN MESSED UP BRO
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scourgefangirlartist Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
*GRABS AND SHAKES*WHY DID YOU READ IT IN THE FIRST PLACE
*SHAKES*
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:iconpetalthekittycat:
PetaltheKittyCat Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I DIDNT I LOOKED AT THE PICTURES AND THEY WERE MESSED UP!! DONT KILL ME!!
*Grabs :scourgefangirlartist: on both cheeks out of fear*
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:iconscourgefangirlartist:
scourgefangirlartist Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
*SHAKES MORE*BRUH
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:iconpetalthekittycat:
PetaltheKittyCat Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
MYAAAAAAAH IMSORRYIMSOORYIMSORRY
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:iconpetalthekittycat:
PetaltheKittyCat Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I just saw I typed soory wtf bro
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:iconcreamycat5:
CreamyCat5 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS IS GOLD

Starkit's prophecy was so weird 
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:iconpeacethecat:
PeaceTheCat Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I feel so... made fun of. What about Moonstar?
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LightstrikeTheBrave Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
""nut so fast!" said Holyleaf! "Your not gunna get away that easly!" Wit a rar like an volcano erection she jumped at StarGlaem!"
oh dear
two year old writer on the loose
HALP
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UnbeatableWarrior Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
''Volcano Erection''
OMG I'M DYINGGGG XD
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:iconlightstrikethebrave:
LightstrikeTheBrave Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
READ IT ALL

DO IT


DO ITTT
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UnbeatableWarrior Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sadly I can't right now, I gonna go to bed. ;^;
I'll try to read that shiet X'D
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:iconlightstrikethebrave:
LightstrikeTheBrave Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I couldn't get through it...
IT BURNED MY EYES
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:iconunbeatablewarrior:
UnbeatableWarrior Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
O RLY?!
That's bad then D:
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:iconlightstrikethebrave:
LightstrikeTheBrave Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
IT LOWERED MY IQ
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:iconunbeatablewarrior:
UnbeatableWarrior Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SRSLY?!?
Best not to read it then D:
What did the story talk about basically? A cliche prophecy of Starkit?
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:iconpetalthekittycat:
PetaltheKittyCat Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Really? Volcanic erection.... doggone this writer is very inappropiate.
DONT SHOW YO KIDZ
But srsly. Volcanic erection..?
Icanteven
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:iconlightstrikethebrave:
LightstrikeTheBrave Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know
I READ THE WHOLE THING
IT KILLED MY BRAIN WITH SHIT
AND BAD GRAMMAR
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:iconpetalthekittycat:
PetaltheKittyCat Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I HAVE SEEN THE PICTURES!
WHAT HAVE I DONE TO MYSELF?!
Imeatingagiantmarshmallow
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:iconlightstrikethebrave:
LightstrikeTheBrave Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I KNOW
STOP WHILE YOU CAN
soamI
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:iconpetalthekittycat:
PetaltheKittyCat Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Stopped looking at it :3
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:iconlightstrikethebrave:
LightstrikeTheBrave Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
good :)
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:iconpetalthekittycat:
PetaltheKittyCat Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:)
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CreamyCat5 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Volcano erection


*dies*
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:iconlightstrikethebrave:
LightstrikeTheBrave Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD
I did die earlier when I read it...
IT BURNED MY EYES
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:iconpeacethecat:
PeaceTheCat Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL!!!
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:iconlightstrikethebrave:
LightstrikeTheBrave Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD I am mortified that any fan of Warriors would write like this!
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:iconpeacethecat:
PeaceTheCat Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I write better that that! Seriously! :The moonlight sky made Moonpelt's fur gleam. She could smell fresh-kill fill her nostrils. She waited for a second, before stalking it.
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:iconlightstrikethebrave:
LightstrikeTheBrave Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's MUCH better than THAT author!
You're not bad :D
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:iconpeacethecat:
PeaceTheCat Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you!
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:iconlightstrikethebrave:
LightstrikeTheBrave Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
N-no... it can't be real!!! NO!!!
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The-Good-and-Strong Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HELP ME IT'S SO PAINFUL BUT I MUST READ IT
I JUST GOT TO CHAPTER TWO
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ShadowWolf024 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014
....... this can't be real.... I've seen Battlefield Earth, Foodfight!, Felix the Cat: The Movie, and the french-made adaptation of The True Story of Puss n' Boots... all of which were absolutely horrific... but this?  No.. it can't possibly exist...
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XxAskRipperxX Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i hate everyone
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Ambers-Adopts Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
why is hollyleaf a villan? 
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maesday Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
she becomes starstar doesn't she
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NyanGrl Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
no its stargleamStar
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carifoo01 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so awesome oh StarClan I love it :D
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beestinqs Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WHERE CAN I FIND THIS.
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